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June 01 2012

The Magnificent Medieval Dick Tree: A New Discovery by RainstormDragon

From BnF MS Fr. 25526, a 14th-century copy of the Romance of the RoseNo, your eyes do not deceive you. The above is a genuine medieval manuscript in which a woman is harvesting a basket full of dicks from a tree.
Why?
Well, one can only presume if they weren't harvested while firm, they would go soft and eventually fall off the tree? I really don't know.

Apparently this sort of thing happened often in medieval times, because backtracking through links, I found a post that included this carving as well:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yAdUICQZuA4/S3na84XE3II/AAAAAAAABOE/BoueeezZL6U/s320/woodcarvednunphallus.jpga contemporaneous altar carving
And further research yielded this illumination:
http://www.thehistoryblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/massa_marittima-mural.png
I gathered my courage and Google image searched, and it turns out that this may not have been just some medieval superstition... there is modern photographic evidence of this happening with a passion fruit tree in Brazil:

Passion fruithttp://colltales.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/1.jpg?w=474

But that's not all! This has happened on at least three other types of trees:
http://pinoyjokes.net/my/uploadedpics/378282nature_penis.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_i8Y_UJwARtY/RXXSDjvayHI/AAAAAAAAABU/Oykhw7QqdcY/s1600/Sexy+tree.jpg


So yeah. I learned something tonight. Penises grow on trees.
Nature. Well then..

**This discovery was first made by my clever friend RainstormDragon. I found it so silly I had to share it. I take no claim for it. You can find the original post here.

May 20 2012

MitreSquareMurder

About MitreSquareMurder

I am MitreSquareMurder.

I am nineteen, female and I live in the United States. I'm a darkly disturbing person. I have Wendigo Psychosis, which is a medical condition of unknown origin that causes me to have an insatiable craving for human flesh and blood.

I have a large number of ghosts who live in my head and frequently interact with the outside world. You can find the things they post here: AHospitalForSouls

I have problems with self-injury. I am working on it.Self Harm Soup

I am obsessed with deviantART. If you want to know what I look like, I am MitreSquareMurder If you want to see more creepy, gory and weird stuff, see my favourites
I also post to the group Deviants

If you want to see posts about weird Victorian stuff, follow me on Twitter
I contribute to VictorianFashion and I admin VictorianAge

I have a tumblr, but I never use it.

I'm straight, but I have a huge appreciation for the perfect sexiness that is a woman's body. Ladies is a good group for this.

I also really like sex. But who doesn't?

Rainstormdragon is a really good friend of mine. You should look at her soup and her group Dream Worlds

To see the random music I listen to, see my Youtube

I think that's about it. I'm posting a link to this in my description so that people can find it again if anyone ever gets curious about me. (Not likely. Har.)

@selfharm @deviants @victorianfashion @victorianage @rainstormdragon @dreamworlds @ladies @ahospitalforsouls
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